Here’s one I just made.

“I’ve always been raised as being currently a 26-year-old,”

Nope, I’m pretty sure every single person there is a racist, misogynist, pervert. At least that’s what Gawker keeps telling me.

If she lived in a less-civilized soccer country, she’d be dead the moment she got off the plane.

Larry Croft!

Cap: This is over Thanos. I’m shutting you down.

Wait, TPD didn’t actually give you anything of substance in an investigation of a Seminoles player?

Matt: “I learned it by watching you!”

The day I went to the Phase 3 announcement event is now a yellow core memory.

I still consider this day as the one where my 12-year old subconscious made it back to Headquarters.

Not even close.

Here is the scene I want to see (can’t take credit for the idea; read it online):

The USWNT had their Klinsmann, his name was Tom Sermanni, he was fired after a poor showing in the Algarve cup but he was doing much of what Klinsmann is doing for the men’s team. Sermanni played younger players more and was focused more on progression towards possession-oriented soccer, the transition was tough but…

I hope the Rog shows some consistency and completely fucks this up.

Marvel is looking for a role for music star Beyoncé in a future Avengers movie.

Bring on ‘Bama!