Larry Croft!

Wait, TPD didn’t actually give you anything of substance in an investigation of a Seminoles player?

Matt: “I learned it by watching you!”

Not even close.

The USWNT had their Klinsmann, his name was Tom Sermanni, he was fired after a poor showing in the Algarve cup but he was doing much of what Klinsmann is doing for the men’s team. Sermanni played younger players more and was focused more on progression towards possession-oriented soccer, the transition was tough but…

I hope the Rog shows some consistency and completely fucks this up.

Bring on ‘Bama!

All I can think of is “snarf,” snarf.

VOGUE!

I believe this is appropriate:

Klinsi 2016

Michael Bradley plays in MLS and couldn’t possibly make a run like that through top-tier European midfield. Oh, wait...

Dwight Howard: Ha-ha! Yeah, I found this backstage, an over-sized hat. It’s funny.

Samer Kalaf: No, it’s not!

Dwight Howard: Sure it is. It’s funny. It’s funny because it’s ah, bigger than, ah.. [ clears throat ] ..you know, a normal hat.

Chuck Blazer Admits Taking Yearly Bribes Of Cookies And Milk From Hopeful Children The World Over

“Chuck Blazer”? Jerry Garcia is not fooling anyone with this alternate identity.

Of course it was Miami. Of course.