Live look at his election victory speech

Wonder Woman

My empty pocket is killing me
I must confess, I still believe
When it’s not you, Qatar wins
Give me a hundred grand
Bribe me baby one more time

Clint Eastwood as Old Bruce in an adaptation of Batman Beyond.

“Mr Blatter, how can award the World Cup to Qatar with all their human rights abuses?”

FIFA is ordering out for lunch today.

Not sure how a picture of my old dorm room is relevant to a story about the deplorable conditions that FIFA’s slaves are subjected to.

I may be alone here, but Dr. Julius Hibbert is underrated and wonderful.

Lenny is the best. “Ow, my eye! I’m not supposed to get pudding in it!”

You’re welcome to leave at anytime, asshole.

Wow. Look at how far that fat guy ran without his sweatpants falling down.

With that goal, Blaze hoped to finally win the affection of his father, Nitro.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

“& he’s one of the good ones! If he sucks, think how terrible the rest of the USMNT must be”.

Dear God, man. The burr in your saddle over MLS is pathetic. MLS eminently watchable and enjoyable and the stadium experience is superb (good food, wide seats, clean restrooms, and safe for kids- all unavailable anywhere in the EPL, for one). Beckham is not the analog for Ronaldo- Keane is. When Beckham arrived he…

A pipe wrench with lightsaber sound effects and lights? I’d buy one!