Full disclosure: Proud Polish boy here, and I've heard all the jokes. But it's days like this that I simply don't understand how the good Polish people have the unearned reputation of folding against the blitz.

A remastered PS2-era GTA trilogy redone in the new GTAV engine with all the bells and whistles and gameplay enhancements... shit. Rockstar would PRINT money.

Bring us the team of Ian Darke and Steve McManaman, please.

He was trying to get to Obama's Elite Four induction speech.

I think the Carlos Martinez gif is just perfect here.

She's just making the same face Vikes fans do when her husband takes the field

"Kill me..... please"

Good.

This is Gawker Media in a nutshell:

You know the commercial is fake when you see Charlie Weis morph into a winner

As a fellow beard owner, may I suggest...

I like that she makes a Sinead O'Connor reference.

Why Your Team Sucks: 2014 Manchester United

While you were reading this, Germany scored another goal.

Ok, lets just get it out of the way.... the news here isn't that Sarafin's gay, it's that someone at ASU is pursuing a Master's Degree.

Let me know when they have a ball pit...

Sit back and let me regale you with the tale of the great Gawker hack of twenty ten. Still reeling from the attack a frantic Nick Denton turned to external authentication as his networks saviour. No more would he have to labour under the burden of providing adequate security for his users. It was Facebook and Twitters…

This reminds me of that time I was really into GTA 3 and my dad was concerned at all the prostitutes I was running over and so he took me around to meet the real prostitutes.

He'll be up for parole in 2021.