Please post a comment if you think this looks like Brian Posehn!

Poop Sandwich *

Kids are dumb.

I'm so sick of feminists lately getting super upset over good looking women in bikinis. If you had that body, you'd probably be flaunting it too. Sexual objectification a big deal to you? Then tell women to quit taking "selfies" and posting them on the internet or Facebook. And I better never catch you wearing…

No purple pee? Doctor D and Turk would have to disagree.

"Phenomenal, cosmic power, itty bitty living space."

"Oh man, I bet there was pepperoni in there." [cums again]

Red Sox fans can call Ellsbury a traitor, but most of them aren't smart enough:

Kinky.

Wow, that's such a rare and awesome item. I've never seen one like it. 50 dollars.

arcus Hall deemed the ichigan players as "otherfuckers"

You should see the front of that dress - she's wearing NOTHING under it, and it's very visible.

Sorry, but this is the most American Predator out there.

Well it's ABOUT TIME!

Love Fauria but are we going to talk about the Jets and the Nutfumble?

Tebowing, Vodka Samm style.