Well hello incredibly late Christmas gift to myself!

They missed a golden opportunity for a 'Ghostbusters reference that Crane doesn't get' joke

That's... that's beyond unsettling.

But does it explain why dogs look back at you when they poop?

Your's does that too? I though mine (a 19-year old cocker spaniel) was the only one that did poop-walks that took 20 minutes

There's a Keanu meme with those exact words, I'm sure of it!

RUM HAM!

Every day is leg day

Oh no, I did. I still don't think its as terrible as everyone says it is (still pretty bad, though). This one, though, I feel really gets the terror and feel of what Godzilla truly is.

It's a monster/disaster movie featuring the greatest monster to ever grace the big-screen.

I like where this "kid's" head's at.

Hey that's my birthday, cool! It's too bad I'm not really interested in getting this game, because this would be a badass gift.

BMO! :)

Nope, mm-mm, not gonna do it.

This is classic Tammy.

I think its funny that three of the most comically embarrassing moments in NFL history have all happened to the Giants and Jets in their own stadiums (Miracle at the Meadowlands I & II, the Buttfumble).

Thank God I come from a barely religious immediate family where we don't talk about stuff that will make everyone in the room uncomfortable in public.