I’ll be honest- I have no idea what the market actually is for this car. But it’s within a day’s drive of me, and I love the looks of it. NP for me, CP for many, apparently.

I was 23 years old, busting my ass for mini-deals and volume bonuses at a Honda dealer. In three consecutive months, I outsold every other salesman there- veteran or newbie like myself. In each of the three months, our GSM’s coke-addict son was handed FIVE deals from his dad on the final day of the month to make sure…

So $6,000 for Vauxhall badges, basically. CP.

There’s a repair shop up the road from me, where a mechanic has a small fleet of old Metro convertibles. I have a soft spot for them, simply because they fit in my definition of ‘a car that shouldn’t exist, because it makes no sense.’ That being said, there is no way in hell I would drop more than a grand on one,…

An already unreliable 25 year old exotic with a salvage title that needs both body and engine work? Run away. Do not walk. Run. CP.

NP for someone...just not for someone like me who might have to cut off a limb or two in order just to fit in one of these things.

Just wait until Old Man Reinsdorf dies here in Chicago. His kid will keep the Bulls, sell off the Sox, and the city of Chicago/state of Illinois will bend over and take it from the new owner to get a new Comiskey Park built. I feel like this exact article, you can fast forward 8-10 years, replace ‘Detroit’ and…

“Price of the ad based on $6,000 down, make payments of $599 per month, insurance included.”

Nope. Nothing shady about that at ALL. $50 says the person who ‘buys’ this has it repo-ed at the first sign of the usual Porsche maintenance bill and/or issues.

A not-exactly desirable Vette that needs work, with no clue of what the engine looks like? Ehh...CP.

I’ve never seen one of these on the road before anywhere I’ve lived. With the stupid money that’s now going around for vintage, much more common SUV’s (70s Wagoneers, 80s Land Cruisers), this seems like a no-brainer to me. NP.

Not a chance in hell at any price over 2 grand. A lowered, stanced 18-year old Bimmer with go-fast M3 badging and random-ass parts? I’m sure the owner has NEVER beaten this car to hell and back. CP.

19 grand for a Malaise-era GM product? Sign me up! /s CP all day.

5th gear: Why, you ask? http://www.southoak.com/new-inventory/index.htm?make=Dodge&model=Journey&sortBy=internetPrice+asc&

THIRTEEN GRAND FOR A NEW SUV!!!

For the second time already this week...if they dropped the last ‘zero’ in the price, then NP. $1800? Sure. 18 GRAND? Hell to the motherfucking no.

A 33-year old weird Chrysler with a finicky engine. Maybe if they dropped the last ‘0.’ CP all freaking day long.

My wife is probably glad we no longer live within a couple hours of Savannah, or else this would be heading down I-95 with me today. Holy hell, NP.

Did...did you just try and man-splain a shitty Blake Bortles pass? Jesus, this country IS fucked.

Waiting for the inevitable ‘Bortles traded to Buffalo for EJ Manuel’ headline, followed by ‘Manuel competing for Jags’ starting job.’

- Crappy paint job and some rust. Ehh...OK...nothing that’s too god-awful.
- Has a failed e-brake. One cable. Big whoop.

Indianapolis took the title from Jacksonville as the worst city to ever host a Super Bowl. I got sent down there for a conference a couple years back and got put up at the JW Marriott. My company is notorious for being cheap as shit, so I was pretty pumped that they put me up at an actual hotel.

In true Indiana…