Somehow, Vegas thought there wouldn't be a single team with 12+ wins, nor a team with more than 11 losses? Am I reading this right?

You ever been to the DR, or any other (nearly) 3rd world country? You have money, you need bodyguards everywhere you go.

Or you could actually translate and read the article that says a city administrator and his driver started shooting at Castro's brother...and his bodyguard returned fire. But what fun would that be, actually learning facts?

A fade route?!? You pull off one of the most improbably plays in college football history...and then decide to call a FUCKING FADE ROUTE?!?!?

The only one I was never able to outsell was the son of our GSM. If he was within a couple cars of selling the most in a month, he'd suddenly and conveniently get deals on the last couple days of the month. They were all deals his dad got. And worked for him. And closed. All he did was deliver the thing, and because…

I sold for 2 years in between jobs in my field- had no sales experience whatsoever. I was probably the most liked guy by my customers, and most hated by my sales managers.

My exact thought. I used to live in Valdosta, and immediately thought, "Oh, Christ. Now what?"

He has the 12th ranked run-blocking offensive line with Forte behind him. The 18th ranked 0-line in terms of pass protection (between DAL and DET) with Jeffrey, Marshall, and Bennett on the outside. He's thrown 13 of his 18 INT this year when the Bears were up, tied, or within 2 scores.

If Clausen runs the offense well enough- even to a McCown level- he can then go to other job interviews and say 'my system works. Here's 2 QBs who ran it fine, but Emery/Phillips insisted on playing Cutler because of his contract.'

You Cutler apologists crack me up. I realize he's the best QB in Bears history, but that's like saying you went home with the best burger White Castle can make.

Worst holiday travelers? The ones who honestly expect- no, DEMAND their flights be on time, no delays, no cancellations...when they're going in/out of freaking ORD in the middle of winter.

I remember the PT markup days. My mom was looking at one, half-seriously, right when they came out. As soon as she saw the $6-8K markup, she swore she'd never even step foot on a Mopar lot again.

First car I bought (not inherited) was a 1991 Peugeot 405 mi16 when I was a sophomore in college (2003, age 19). I traded it in at Kings Honda right after graduation for an Element EX.

I'd love to live in your fantasy world, man.

Because normal people don't have $20K lying around.

By the by....what bank in their right freaking mind would finance an 8 year old RR with 93K on the clock?!?

Buy it for $20K. Turn around and try to trade it in. You'll be lucky to get 15K for it. How is that not depreciation?

Perhaps he should quoted something more reputable, like the Washington Times, NewsMax, or InfoWars?

So 200,000+ jobs in each of the last 9 months is just a 'miscalculation?' Riiight.

2nd: If a judge honestly allows GM to claim the 'old vs new- no, we're not the same company anymore' argument, that's going to set a dangerous precedent anytime a class-action suit is filed against ANY company. Declare BK, don't change the company name, reshuffle a few execs' titles, and they're free and clear of…