I love that the manager and dugout is so calm about this. He mashes a ball 500-plus feet, and the reaction is just, "Nice hit. Thanks for scoring a run."

In MLB, the dugout would be losing their ever-loving minds.

Celtic immediately called to see if they could get him on loan from his day job.

So the prescription pills mean you're doing it the 'Right Way,' because the Self-Proclaimed Best Fans In Baseball shun lesser drugs because Oxy shows your 'blue collar, gold swagger.' Did I miss anything?

As someone born and raised just across the border from The Region, and marrying a Valpo grad....yeah. No thanks.

Boosters will be funding thousands of burgeoning 'rap careers' now.

A guy I went to high school with picked up a used '89 while he was in college for $250. Damn thing ran with no problems (did nothing but fluid changes for four years) until it finally gave out in 2006...with 354K on the clock.

You'd think so...but based off the fanboy comments on here, it's like trying to explain organic chemistry to my 11-month old.

24 replies so far, and no GM fanboys crying out about another 'unfair' article? I'm shocked.

There's a guy down the street from my parents who has a silver Omega that (I assume) is his DD. In fact, I saw temp plates on it just a couple months ago.

Look at the first comment made on this post. Now GM fanboys are pulling the 'we're getting picked on' card.

Where the hell is the Rony Seikaly mural?!?

NOOOOO!!!! I thought I got away from him after leaving the Triad!!!!

Average high in Chicago for June 1st: 76 degrees. How DARE the schedule makers not know months ago that we'd get a warmfront that jacks up temps by 15 degrees?!?

That doesn't mean they'll do anything to RECTIFY it. "Oops. But oh well. What can you do?"

Please. FIFA is so freaking gutless, they'd never admit they made a mistake of this size.

You've obviously never lived in the South. Or Chicago. Or any other area largely comprised of older Irish and Italian immigrants.

She's apologizing for her role in getting knocked the eff out. Who does Ray Rice think he is, Dick Cheney?

Hey now...Spurs spend money. Not wisely or on fit players...but they spend money.

Libertyville Mitsubishi (north of Chicago) has SEVENTEEN new 2012's...and even a new 2011 Galant. EDIT: A cars.com search found three NEW 2010 Mitsu's across the country- two Lancers and an Endeavor.

Come on. You REALLY think a 19-year old kid can buy a $30K Challenger with no income? His parents had him when they were 15 and 16 years old. He was raised by his grandmother in Yulee freaking Florida, where the per capita income is $22,000.