My favorite moment is when Trump loosens his fingers to maneuver out of the handshake and Macron grips Trump’s hard one more time as if to assert that the handshake won’t end until Macron is good and ready.   

World leaders are on to him. This is his handshake with the president of Turkmenistan the other day:

A hand buzzer would be astounding.

Oh, mon dieu!

He made Trump tap out. You can see that Trump releases his grip first and Macron is still holding on until Trump’s tiny fingers tap down.

John Oliver observed that he sits on every chair like it’s a toilet. And it’s true - he really does look like he’s taking a dump everywhere he goes!

I guess Ted Cruz will never have your vote

Hemorrhoids.

There is a list a mile long headed with “Can someone teach Trump how to...” including:

Contrast this with the inevitable make-out session Macron and Trudeau will be having shortly.

Each president gripped the other’s hand with considerable intensity, their knuckles turning white and their jaws clenching and faces tightening.

Donald may never shake another leader’s hand. Word has gotten out that he’s as soft as jelly, and now everyone is gunning for him.

Trump 0 French-speaking Heads of State 2

Well, when your head is as far up your ass as Trump’s is, I imagine it’s difficult to sit down normally.

I hope all world leaders start to troll him with handshake shenanigans.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?

Trump’s was thick and royal blue; Macron’s was skinny and navy

I just noticed that Trump’s feet look awfully small too. Maybe he DOES have a problem down there . . .

Good! If we can be gerrymandered because political affiliation isn’t a protected class then BY GOD we can show these assholes what being unprotected means!