Dicks aside, I’m amazed this turned out to be so good. I was very, very worried - so much of the book is about tone - and they’ve captured it perfectly. The lighting people need all the awards.

Sarah Huckabee is Mike Huckabee’s daughter...ie, the Mike Huckabee family where one of his sons apparently tortured a stray dog to death for yuks. So yeah, I’m sure she feels comfortable around broken, fucked-up, human garbage.

Why anyone would want to work for a man who will clearly throw you under the bus for even the slightest personal benefit is beyond me. This isn’t even a “I find this administration and their ‘beliefs’ reprehensible”, though I do, I just don’t see how associating yourself with this asshole works out for you in the…

I’m more upset about the idea of no more Melissa McCarthy skits.

But like. I wanna know what is going on with Pence’s suits. It looks like he’s wearing some kind of chest plate or something. They’re all cut exactly the fucking same and I don’t understand it. He’s the only person who looks like he’s got a costume to audition for the stage version of Troy under his shirt or something.

...that is revolting. It looks like something that gets served at a child’s birthday party? AND WHO WOULD PUT ICECREAM ON THAT?!?!?!! LET ALONE TWO!!! TWO??? SCOOPS?!

I’m more fascinated with this:

I’m having trouble processing the lack of shame you need to eat like in front of other people. Guilty pleasure eating is meant to be done in private like any normal person.

There is no way he’s ever put his mouth on a vulva.

I starred this, cause it’s funny ... but wrong. Pence knows eating any pie is against the rules because it can never result in the creation of a new life. And, even telling Mother that he wanted to do this would be too shameful.

Ugh. Here, have some Justin Trudeau exercise pics as a palate cleanser.

I’m betting the chicken is in nugget form and the sauce is way too much ranch dressing.

Eating pie is is too hedonistic for him. It might give him ideas. And if Mother isn’t there, how’s he going to control himself?

Who has ice cream with chocolate cream pie? Ice cream on pie is for double crust pies, usually fruit filled. So bizarre.

Pence only eats Mother’s pie.

Because it’s more artificial.

I am zero percent surprised that Pence opts for a fruit plate instead of pie, aka the Devil’s dessert.

Ah Pence. Don’t want that chocolate cream pie stirring up your loins when Mother isn’t around.

Are we sure it wasn’t Russian dressing??

SHHHH! You fool! Cardio-vascular disease and COPD are going to do what the Democrats and Seal Team 6 can’t!