I would mock the fact that she’s looking at the panda with more affection and joy than she’s ever looked at Trump, but who among us wouldn’t be more excited to hold hands with a panda than with Trump-Teeny-Todger.

She’s a total shit head.

Just out of curiosity, have you listened to any of the music featured on Jezebel? It’s all bad and it’s all inauthentic.

I don’t really care if it’s technically a pyramid or not, the idea of making women keep $20K of product in their homes so they can peer pressure other people into buying it, is criminal in and of itself. Most people aren’t that good at selling and at some point you’re going to bleed your tap dry of people to sell to,…

We need more thoughts and prayers. That’ll help.

Plus, you know, she got fucking SHOT at Jonestown.

It’s ironic because her husband has a body that’s double the weight it should be.

Just look at this creepy fuck. Was there ever any doubt about him being some kind of sexual predator? He has a very rapey look about him.

I am super duper tired and goofy and wish I had time to take topless photos cavorting on my bed but the dog barfed on the comforter, there are three baskets of unfolded laundry in the background and the mattress is so old I could get a puncture wound requiring a tetanus shot if I cavorted at the wrong angle. My…

SJP had all this amazing goodwill from being SanDeE*, or her adorable turn in First Wives Club, or Square Pegs or Footloose or the brilliant Girls Just Want to Have Fun (with baby Shannen Doherty, and Helen Hunt dressed like the lost 6th member of DEVO), and she just ruined it by believing the Carrie hype. Unlike most…

Rape is not sex, but about power and control. If all they wanted was sex, they WOULD move on to the next willing participant.

I don’t watch Suits but a few months ago I was talking to a co-worker about Scandal. And we were both saying how we don’t like it as much as we used to. Then I said but I still love her suits. And he thought I said I still love Suits and started talking about that show. It took me a minute to realize the confusion and…

Harvey Weinstein was born in 1952, not 1852. I think trying to justify his behavior by saying that he “...came of age in the 60's and 70's when all the rules about workplace behavior were different,” is utter bullshit. Did he fall into a coma from 1980 to 2017? Does he really think anyone is going to buy this sad…

Her class when she handled the whole Tom Cruise antipsychiatry rant would have been enough to admire her forever, even if just being smart and talented and beautiful were not enough. Cause if it had been me, I’d have gone “Shut up, you stupid little man. You know nothing. You are just repeating cult nonsense!”, yet…

Shapewear? We used to refer to leggings and such like this as ‘mumble pants’. You can see the lips moving but you can’t hear what they’re saying.

Why do people perpetrate online hoaxes? Why do people shoot from a 32 story building? Why do people vote for Trump? Why do people throw a kitten out of a moving car (my foster cat)? Why do people abuse loved ones? Why do people drive PT Cruisers? I just don’t know anymore. People are crazy, that’s all I got.

Around the slackss house, we call that indie voice “waif yodeling” and if we were younger we’d probably invent a drinking game around the gajillion commercials that feature those thoughtful gals lamenting.

Democrats, rather than enjoying watching Republicans crash and burn their dangerous healthcare repeal bills, are apparently validating whiny Republicans by drafting a compromise bill behind-the-scenes.

alert, alert! never thought i’d say this but harry is officially the handsomer of the royals.

Can someone more savvy that I please photoshop Megyn’s face on this?