Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

I don’t get how TSwift is good and KPerry is bad. It’s the same pop. Neither is great really. Talented and skilled sure. But they aren’t great musicians putting out incredible work that could potentially change the direction of music. It’s pop music. It’s fun, funny, catchy, and awful all at the same time just like…

That’s it, I am buying stock right now in popcorn. All the popcorn companies.

Now all I can think of is what happens if your crotch jewelry tangles with a tampon string. It’s...it’s not pretty. It can’t be!

Juror No. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.

Veronica cuddling at my feet.

I woke up to the AP alert about his “locked and loaded” comment and immediately wanted to crawl back into bed. Someone, anyone, for the love of God, TAKE HIS FUCKING PHONE AWAY!! I would really like to not be lead into a nuclear war because of fucking twitter. Jesus H Christ. These emotional and petulant man babies…

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…

This is the only adaptation of P and P we will ever need, because it was perfect. See also Anne of Green Gables.

I was about to be like, “How dare you talk about Michelle & Barack that way?!?!?!” and then I realized you meant....Melania. #MichelleisFLOTUSofmyheart4eva

I’ve had it. I mean HAD it. The next “conservative”, family values, party of morals whatever person utters any of those words I am punching them and I don’t even care. I’ve never seen such a bunch of fucking hypocrites in my life.

Mr. Bolling recalls no such inappropriate communications, does not believe he sent any such communications

Anybody else just feel their vagina slam shut?

“Her family is the United States Coast Guard. And I told Taylor, ‘I will not turn my back...”

True. There are several creeks and small streams near my home. The worse thing that can happen is to hear knocking at your door and opening it to find a water moccasin outside trying to get in.

Now the shit pudding can hit the fan - if the sale of his hedge fund to the Chinese collapses, it proves his appointment was motive for a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act violation. If the sale goes through , but for one cent less than the previously announced $90million, it proves the same, because he’d be accepting…

I think in the case of The Mooch his absence is probably preferable

As much as people hate PETA, these places that let you take pictures with tigers are INCREDIBLY horrible. Many claim to be rescued, but breed their animals to use them for revenue. It’s really really sad and gross and disrespectful to these animals.

Not going to bet against you that this guy has a very limited shelf-life.