Hayes, Maddow, and O’Donnell are what is keeping MSNBC afloat at this point (and also Joy Reid).

I shared this story on Jezebel before, but it was a long time ago, so might as well tell it again:

My dad is a saaaaaaint. I love him. He is my favourite person in the world. He is also the source of 90% of my irritation in any given day but that’s parents for you. He has always been a world-class dad. I had terrible sleep problems when I was little so he used to come into my room and sleep on the floor until I…

This is the only correct answer.

What the actual fuck even IS that?!

I met him and he hugged me. It was amazing he was so nice, even though he was hungover. He’s very prickly in a funny way. My husband was his handler at a con. This guy came ul to him to get an autograph and says “you were really good in Conan, but it was a very bad movie.” Jason looks at him and says “oh ok” the guy…

“Zaddy” sounds like slang from the early 20th century. “Zooks, Zaddy, it’s 23-skidoo for us and your zoot suit!”

My father would be proud of the greyfit that Justin Theroux is rocking.

I covered a lot of this. I read through all the court papers. I read all the text messages. Every single one entered into evidence.

Chips. Chips belong on a sandwich (US chips, aka UK crisps).

Two things: One — WOO-HOO! Can we get his tax returns now? I doubt that even if obvious evidence of obstruction of justice is found and announced, as long as the Republicans continue to get goodies from him, they’ll never even try to impeach him. Work towards 2018, people!

I would never, ever gloat that someone is the victim of a violent crime. (I abhor prison rape jokes, por ejemplo.)

Where. Am. I. Celebrating. This. ?????????

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

I cannot believe how sheltered these people (Trump supporters (and family)) are. They call US snowflakes while whining (non-stop) on facebook about how mean we are to Trump, TRUMP! A person who built an empire on being mean, a person who whined about Obama for 7 years.

I’m not really sure where you are getting this deep insight. That is a common, even cliched phrase with love changed from happy. It usually refers to interpersonal relationships. When you are in conflict with someone you can keep hammering on how right you are, if that is even the car, or you can let it go......

What even is this whole thing?

I think she forgot meal 8

She’s part of the con. Her job is to say nice things, keep people in the room, give them ‘hope’ that this time the Trumps won’t do what they ALWAYS do and screw people over. She plays ‘good’ cop to Trump’s insane cop.