Howard’s got a modified no-trade clause limited to 10 teams, which made him still eligible to be taken by Vegas. The only guy the Wings had to protect, I believe, was Frans Nielsen, who has an ironclad no-movement clause.

A killer soundtrack really can be killer if you don’t hear a car because you have earphones in. Obviously you can use a bluetooth speaker with fewer negative effects, though you still make it harder to hear what’s happening around you.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

I want the Lakers to not take Ball so bad, just so his father can be shown all confused and angry on screen.

the ideal outcome is that they both get knocked out.

These need to be 10x the current price. The amount of traffic these signs generate is massive.

Aston Martin V12 vantage with a 6 speed manual.

You sound like a 26 year old who’s spent a year or two at PwC. Calm down, you’re all equally worthless.

Faraday Future: So bad even KPMG can see there’s a problem

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

This has got to really piss Brandon Phillips off.

3/5 Mustangs

don’t think that works for guys,

The article reads that the guys denied having any sexual interaction. The fact that they went that route, instead of saying it was consensual, when they filmed the damn thing, makes them guilty enough from a student/athlete perspective to.be booted. Even if they aren’t eventually found to be guilty criminally.

Incidentally, Margaritaville has a sign on each wall reading “No Shirt, No Shoes, the Ryan Brothers”.

Rex: [looks at one woman’s toes] “Are we in Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”

#COTD

“Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We’d just like to ask you to please make this happen.”

The Warriors Are Math

Harder said than done for the anxiety wracked amongst us, but a good goal to work for. Another technique I’ve picked up over the years is to remind myself that people spend 99% of the time thinking of themselves and not thinking about a minor stupidity that an acquaintance said.