It’s extremely unfortunate that those racist thoughts still exist in some people’s heads. People in Japan love the good ol’ US of A.

They’re betting the under.

ESPN: Millennials want some youth and diversity to go with all of their hipping and hopping.

Fuck ESPN. Clayton is great - a knowledgeable yet common man with the ability to laugh at himself.

“more practical Viper”

“This guy is probably praying his insurance company will cover this.”

Life is tough. It’s tougher when you’re stupid.

how was that a double dip? i didn’t see any salsa or tortilla chips.

Björnsson filed an official appeal requesting that footage of his final rep be reviewed, but it was denied.

We need to stop making people like this famous.

This post really hits home for me: first there’s talk about dragons, then a clumsy approach to second base, and then everything starts to get all weird. So relatable.

Headline correction: Hunter Strickland is not technically a minor leaguer.

I’m not too surprised at how it all started, Siri has a reputation for talking back.

“fell asleep”

My wife and my sister have creepily-similar names. I have never once said my wife’s name during sex.

Some of these comments surprise me. I don’t think my lawnmower even goes below 3". If 3" is long, then I wouldn’t even know how to go lower... scissors?

She’s actually the one doing it right. Also the other tall woman not doing the racist thing, and the one in the middle of the back row not doing the racist thing.

I wish everyone Tokyo advice!

(fan in front row looking up)