My prediction: even cheaper used Hellcats.

They time delayed Brazil. NBC and Olympic coverage defies all logic.

That shit will inexplicably still be tape delayed by NBC.

He’s not looking to profit from this. He’s just looking for the Museum to restore the vehicle back to the condition that it should have been kept in. He’s suing for the damages that the museum caused or allowed to happen to his property.

He probably should.

Until the hot water runs out

You gotta move. Maybe burn down your house and collect the insurance money to hide the evidence. Convince your neighbors you died. Only way.

If you’ve never had a shower beer while marinating in steam sitting down in the tub during a shower for like 20 minutes, you are missing out.

Seated showers rock. It’s like you get to enjoy one of the key benefits of retirement without having to be old.

We secretly laughed at and mocked the couple who had 2 kids by age 21. Now they are out having fun every weekend at age 43 while our little shits are still in middle school.

Somewhere Jim Harbaugh just got a great idea for how to break it to recruits that he’s pulling their scholarship offer because someone better just committed.

Oh my. Is that what happens after too much time on the OneRingTaxi?

One does not simply Uber into Mordor.

An UBER POOL of blood or just a normal one?

“I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work”

“What’s attendance mean?”

Kind of a knee jerk reaction, if you ask me

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.