I can see Drew Magary breaking out in hives already.

Anyone else clicking refresh every 10 seconds waiting for this much anticipated article to post? This is just the best.

Anyone else disappointed he might miss out on becoming the coach with the most losses?

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

Surprised this happened to the Jets. Blowing up your chances of winning seems more like a Coyote move.

The kid knows how to finnish.

A very interesting write up on this case:

RIP Zoe Barnes

Yes.

Her Mom’s side is all Rooneys. Art is her great-grandfather.

A whole lot of Gatsby-esque fuck parties is what I’m thinking.

Sure they’re close, but if this investigation isn’t dropped one of them could find themselves pushed in front of a moving train, and it’s not going to be Rooney.

Now I can’t get the theme song out of my head. Thanks.

No, but do feel free to drop by and test that theory.

“This person should be in a padded room; eternally”

Stanced Toyota RAV3

The McQueary situation sounds like one of those FunBag questions Drew gets all the time: “How much money would it take to live in a town that you hate, hates you and how long could you live there?”

If you can’t beat ‘em, poem.

A real American would know that.

Anyway, if I’m putting any antlers on the table, they’re gonna be real. None of these poseur antlers for me. I’m taking down Bambi’s mom and then making her head the centerpiece of my turkey dinner.

No thanks. I’m buying this $85 rock from Nordstroms with which I will hit myself repeatedly to unconsciousness until 2020.

Even if he told Fitzpatrick, I doubt he would have seen the turnover coming.