I have an easier solution. Disqualify him. Award the win to the driver who finished 2nd and all the perks that go with everyone being bumped up one spot.

Holbrook is just pissed he needs another bird to surpass Alonso’s total for the day.

If Fernando Alonso reinacted what takes him out of a race it would be a very silent interview.

Maybe she should just tell Howard and Leonard what the guy in 9B did.

There are some really poor taste jokes just sitting there. I’ll leave them alone. Instead I’ll go with...

No matter what I tell my 4 year old it wouldn’t work.

Bang

Hey Stef you know they have this car on iRacing?

My 4 year old would throw a tantrum for a month if I did something like that to him.

It’s an old VW Jetta. She should just be happy it didn’t burn with her buckled in it. Hopefully he replaces it with something fun.

I knew there would be at least one of these. High five for being the first.

Yeah. My 4 year old has gotten sick to his stomach probably 3 times. Thankfully all 3 times were at home. And most of those times it was in my lap. It is surprising just how much easier it is to deal with it in your lap than pretty much anywhere else.

I think the details of the two vehicles you rejected for cleaning would be appropriate here.

Mine was born in a hospital, but I’m quite certain a live birth of a human baby or animal in a car will eventually show up in the comments somewhere. And it will qualify to be on the list.

Been there done that. I’ll second the motion to add this to the list since it was posted before mine. It isn’t just about cleaning the seat cover either. In these situations the entire seat mechanism needs to be hosed down.

Daiper blowout. In a car seat, but the car smelled for a couple of days even after I took the entire car seat apart washed the fabric portion of it and hosed off the rest of it. I could handle vomit. This was like a nuke.

Given Crosby’s history of concussions and our growing understanding of concussions I’d be happy to see him back on the ice at any time in the future.

My first instinct when preparing for any type of collisions is to put my hands up. He just happened to have a stick in his.

But he’s still better than Griffin and Reddick and you have to start somewhere.

So keep Chris Paul, trade for Melo, and go from there?