Strip off the wheels and tires and a few other parts and you’ll get your $3,250 back and then it becomes a free project car.

$3,250 would be a NP. Everything else is too high.

Depends on where you live. Is your car completely filthy may mean you drove it to work today in Michigan in the winter.

Why would you park next to lawn chairs? That’s careless! Even worse... parking outside in a thunderstorm! What if there was hail?

I bet that kid said watch me hustle this old fool before teeing off.

Well there’s your problem. You’re so bad at driving you can’t even keep it on the road!

#twowheelsbad

“Neglect and lack of knowledge”

Translation: I didn’t know they knew how to detect this drug yet. I lacked the knowledge that they knew how to detect it and neglected to stop taking it in time.

List of dogs who “aren’t a good dog.” That dog.

I said nothing about the car being a KIA or a Mercedes.

Maybe he scored as many goals as the commie bastards allotted him?

As a Wings fan I actually would say Holland did a great job. Did he wait too long to pull the rip cord? Yes. Did Wings fans and management know it at the time? I would argue that injuries have played a role in the mediocrity of this team. Johan Franzen would have made a big difference. A healthy Zetterberg and Datsyuk…

What should I do? I have NOTHING else to make judgments on. Do I assume you rear ended someone or do I assume you hit a deer? I’m certainly not going to roll down my window and ask.

What?

There’s only just so much room on the road. You have to choose leaving space in front, behind, and to the sides. You can’t put your car in a bubble.

Do they have a Pastor Maldando was my driving instructor bumper sticker? They’re a bad driver.

Add an inability to maintain a consistent speed to lane integrity. I pass someone with cruise set to 70 and then 5 miles later they pass me back and then 5 miles after that I’m stuck side by side with them because they’re 68-72 and everyone behind us gets frustrated and I don’t particularly want to speed too fast but…

Does a bumper sticker that says their child is an honor roll student qualify?

And I drove a mustang for years and never crashed it. It isn’t a catch all determination but when you don’t know anything about the person driving the car other than how their car looks it isn’t a bad idea to err on the side of caution.

I live in Michigan. My insurance is responsible for the damages no matter who was at fault.