Up here on my soap box I can't hear you.

, but too small to walk away on his own terms when the Yankees still owed him $54m.

I know there wasn't enough room for the entire headline.

Also avoids the unintentional dong in case a dive goes wrong and that speedo comes off.

Lame. I don't read that site.

Serious question. I mostly follow Doug. Is Travis not a Jalop regular any more?

That generates massive downforce so the van doesn’t rollover during spirited driving. We all know soccer moms are racing all over town trying to make all the appointments and soccer games.

It has the added benefit of being able to submarine other soccer moms out of the way.

The louder and more distinct the engine note the easier it will be for pedestrians to know when to duck and cover.

Wert could have a dragoning orgy with that.

I'd say I see what you did there, but I can't. Algae myself out.

I’ll definitely use the trainer. I don’t know if I need to smooth out my cadence or what I need to improve my pace.

I can ride about 16mph with a heart rate around 175.

I need to ride at about 18mph with a heart rate around 175.

I don't know what I need to do to get from where I am to where I want to be other than I do…

That's what she said.

Have you used a stationary trainer or just the rollers? I’ve done about 700 miles on my bike since Memorial Day and I’m finally starting to build my speed slightly. I hate riding just a hair slower than my peers and getting left behind on long rides or hitting the red zone trying to keep up.

This winter I'm going to…

It's not a dong, but what is it?

I’m surprised you managed to actually find something on reddit. It’s like an old telnet board from the 80s. I don’t know if it is ADD or what but I can’t focus long enough to try and read through anything on that site.

Grade A excellent journalism in this post being able to sift through all that mess.

Trump was a public figure in the El Werto era but not one worth writing about.

This is a what if that existed when El Werto was in charge. There was a thing El Werto had about dragooning cars.

I wonder if it is a play on that?

I mean the only thing I can think of that would still be redacted on senior week is either punking the readers or something too perverted that even Jezebel wouldn't run it.

That's racist. You're just saying that because he's white.

Was his liver trying to tell him something?

Patrick and Matt are still around. I demand an accounting for their decisions. I also demand that you can at least tell us what the idea is even if you don’t write the article.

Also that reminds me I want to submit an article for Doug's job.

Mears has actually been a solid competitor. Nothing to write home about, but actually capable of finishing in the top 10. Beuscher isn’t even a top 20 car unless they hit the setup lottery.

Where and when did Reutimann win?