Chace seems quite happy to see those dolphins.

I make jokes about this shit or I lose my mind.

Red Hats are White Hoods. No exceptions. If you’re wearing a MAGA hat, you know what you stand for and what you’re representing.

“I don’t want to comment on that — would you want to talk about your friends?”

I can't imagine conservatives voting for Jesus under any circumstances; he seems to embody all the stuff they hate: having long hair, healing/feeding people for free, telling rich assholes the truth about themselves, etc.

Not to suck the air out of the room, but remember that there are no stakes or consequences to whether or not someone “approves” of Trump. It’s whether or not they intend to vote for him that matters.

this is kid’s stuff, tho.

Sounds like some cult shit. “The abuse was my fault all along.”

How do you get Carnegie's legacy unionized? Practice, practice, practice.

Tomato, for all the various piles of shit you’ve excreted into the ether around here, this has to be one of the dumbest.

It’s not badly-written, to be fair—but god damn, man, the guy struck protesters with a truck. The thing about being in law enforcement (or the military, for that matter) is that members are held to a…

“I’m just doing my job.” Now, where have we heard that before?

Miley is going to be one of those things we can't figure out why we thought it was ever interesting, in 20 years. Like pogs or Eminem.

“You may know me from such other popular videos as Woman Thrown Off Plane, Screaming Lady Demands Faster Service At McDonald’s and Racist Rant Caught On Tape At Target.”

In Joan’s defense, Joan is awesome!

Except that if he’s any Bugs Bunny character, he’s Marvin the Martian, what with his constant efforts at destroying the Earth and all.

“They are great together when they are happy,” says the source.

I can’t wait for her to announce shes pregnant and that they are going to co-parent on different planets but like we wouldn’t get it because they have a very cOmPLeX aDuLT relationship. Also wtf about her previous comments about not being wifely because she doesn’t cook dinner wearing an apron? I’ve been married 5ish…

I’m always amazed and horrified when a fellow white person claims that some word or other is “like the n-word”. Sorry, but there’s no term that that has been used interchangeably with “property” the way that the n-word has. There’s shitty words, for sure, but you do not need to “explain” that they are shitty by…

That sounds like becoming an astronaut to house train your dog.

This is so irresponsible. All this sort of thing does is lessen people’s readiness for when a REAL sharknado happens.