Awww... (was a) fellow Maine Coon owner. Her name was Bump because she was a huge chonky cat that only wanted snuggles and would walk along the back of our couch to bump your head (with love).
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Oh my goodness, my heart ached when I saw your post. My youngest nipper is 2 1/2. I look at him and think of all the sleepless nights, sore boobies, trips to the pediatrician, marital negotiations with crushing gratitude and relief. What I really want to communicate to you is that it’s. so. worth. it. Yes, it’s…
ZING!!!
I’m here to weigh in on the hand thing. I dated a guy with strange, skinny fingernails. Also, he bit them. He was so strong in the eye-dept (the most intense, multicolored green) but it wasn’t enough to make me want him touching me. I think this is extra petty of me because I have the chewed-up hands of an eight year…
Pardon me for repeating my joke from the other thread, but I think it relevant:
Bikes betwix the legs? Blew? Doors? Fuck? Is Lance trolling Pence with homoerotic subtext?
I know it’s completely terrible, but that’s what I always think when I hear “Olivia Jade.” My brain always adds “Egg.” Olivia Jade Egg.
Ooooh, are bonefish extra bony? Perhaps Ol’ Walmart McType2diabetes can choke on one.
Starred to share your frustration about my one of my favs Stephen. There’s something deeply galling about Williamson... Moonbeam chutzpah BS!
I’m totally outside this guy’s demographic and watching him is just...staring into the abyss.
How about a silk wrap that goes over her entire stupid face so we don’t have to keep looking at her self-satisfied mug?