Someone: “You should spend more money so your product is better.”

Oh yeah? what did your roster end up looking like? Just kidding. No one gives a fuck.

And this is why I happily passed on Gurley in my fantasy drafts. Defenses can just stuff the box against him, and dare the Rams to try and beat their secondaries!

Well I mean there was 2 plays that the refs messed up on that gave a TD to Pittsburgh and took at TD away from Seattle. But yes, Seattle was pretty terrible that game.

Honestly the more I watch his career the more I think that’s it. The ability to avoid making idiotic blunders is a huge part of success in the league.

We’re used to it. We take it as a given. When else would football start?

I was reading Sports Illustrated’s clock management piece this week and it reminded me that the Seahawks burned two timeouts on that final drive with the clock not even running because this fucking offense still takes an average of 3 hours to get plays called in and to line up properly. This also fully justified the…

Are you joking? It is the single best thing in the world about living on the West Coast.

It’s the best, one of the few things I miss about the West Coast. You wake up, have some eggs and hash browns, and watch football all day. Then at night, you drink a ton of water, smoke a little bit to unwind, and you can actually go to bed at a decent hour.

I don’t care about the Seahawks at all. I almost never get emotional about sports.

The interception in SB 49 got me so angry that I stood up and kicked my coat repeatedly for a good 30 seconds. To have to witnes such undistilled stupidity was just too much for me to take.

“When you’re in the same division as Jeff Fisher AND Jed York, you get a four-win head start every season”

Spoiler alert: it’s not.

I think at this point we should really have a LOLEngland tag.

I remember watching one of the last press conferences Lebron had when he was a senior in high school. (Ha ha. Think about the statement I just typed—how fucking awesome has this guy’s life been?) So a reporter tried to zing him by bringing up the fact that it was a little suspicious a kid “from your background” was…

At least Curry had a good Father’s Day, he got to spend it playing basketball with his daddy.

I actually know JR Smith personally. We’re not great friends, we just lived in the same building for awhile.

A lotta people shit on this dude, but idk man after this it’s not to respect JR and root for him. So happy for him and this team.

The tuck rule penalty in the Patriots AFC championship versus The Raiders. I would like to see what (if any) effect that would’ve had on the current NFL landscape.

I was once on an escalator going down to a DC Metro station when some guy slid by me and a pack of people on the hand rail, and said "Out of the way bitches" as he passed. When I got to the bottom of the escalator the dude had his shin bone poking out of his leg. That was satisfying.