I thought i'd take a jab at this pun-making business, but then i figured it's an already bled out joke.

The mere fact that they mentioned Watchdogs in the email is a dead giveaway. Isn't watchdog's theme hacking and stealing information from people?

Actually, i thought this article was referring to that game. Oh well.

If blizzard has acknowledged pandaria as canon, maybe there will be a future expansion for diablo 3 set in cow land?

So, i'm guessing this is eve's form of insurance fraud?

I will always think that the team that allowed me to beat the elite 4 for the first time is the best team ever.

Bethesda engines are really weird. The graphics look stunning when the games come out, but they age so badly...

To be honest, while the graphics seem better on the Square-Enix engine, the Unreal engine seems to be showing better environmental physics than graphics. Not that i'm saying that the graphics on the Unreal engine look bad, but they do seem better on square's engine. Vice-versa on physics.

I know of someone who might enjoy this.

So, let's consider using one of these head mounted displays for the PC. Usually, weapon interaction is mapped to the mouse, however, seeing as that tilting your head is what moves the camera around, both devices sharing control of the camera would be an issue.

On another note, will AC+ have online multiplayer?

This is pretty bogus. If there are so many accounts being hit, and since most of the harmed people claim they haven't installed anything, or posted their password somewhere, this has got to be server-side.

Imagine you buy a car, and they say that if you want to accelerate your car you have to pay extra for the pedal.

Yep.

We need to go deeper. We need a throne of thrones of game of thrones games.

Consoles free of these hassles? On games, maybe. Has everyone already forgotten of the red-ring launch problems of the Xbox 360?

As far as i remember, there were huge problems with the pre-launch event last month. Didn't blizzard do anything to mitigate these issues since then?

Hello, who is this? Oh, ok.

Aren't domino videos supposed to have the dominoes show the image only after the dominoes fall?

It's 800-1000 if you build it from scratch. A computer that can run games on max can cost between $300-$500, if you don't consider buying sound cards, network cards or hard drives. Hard drives can be transferred from one PC to another, and nowadays most on-board network and sound adapters are pretty decent.