@turbo steve: God only gets 2 stars on Gizmodo.

...$80k a year...?

@notfeelingit: Yah. Cus the Middle East is the picture of stability and peace normally.

@MrBrownSound: Are you the only Japanese commenter on Giz?

@SolCross: In Japan, that's what the winners get to do.

@BuckieJoe: Dell.

I worked at Apple. They didn't even use Xserves. The labs are all

Meh. Sometimes you don't need to reinvent the wheel.

Everyone knows 3D is overrated.

No sun in my basement. Just sayin'.

I don't see why you'd need em. Everyone knows elektromacknetics from iPods makes planes crash. Dur.

@Black_Ops_19: I just threw down 2 grand on a new bad ass PC. I routinely play 2-3 hours of Super Smash Brothers on my N64 every week. Would I like that version in HD? Yes. But it's not necessary. And Nintendo would royally fuck it up.

I hate Zynga. I had no interest in Farmville, and they have yet to make anything that isn't a direct Farmville clone. All of their games have little creativity or real value. The only thing they have going for them is Facebook and convenience.

@AwokeKnowing: We're the only ones who enjoy sex except dolphins.

Finally... I can properly open a can when I'm shotgunning a beer.

Meh. Manipulating tax laws I understand. As the article says, the government permits it by allowing them to use the loopholes.

@VicVegas84: It's the platform management system that differentiates the Astute class. It makes the sub piloted automatically in a "fly by wire" style rather than manually piloted.

@dallasmay: without China Nebraska would disappear from the world.

@mfrazee3193: I want a like button on Giz just for that.

Anyone else cringe when they hear the taser sound?