I expect a large jump in the market share of "My Phone Bitch"

"Flash hasn't affected us at all; most of the video on the internet is HTML5"

#noshit... again. How do you think the Facebook ecosystem makes money?

I had the opportunity to hear him speak in Portland. At the time I was only starting high school, but he managed to explain his sets and fractal geometry in a way that was very comprehensible and exciting to me. An important man with important work.

Stop being such a indie film wiener.

@Stem_Sell: Is it me, or does he have a raging boner?

I feel like Giz had another post about another hydrophobic material 6 months ago. I think that one was even more intense.

@Nos_2411: Additionally, the word you're looking for is nationalist.

@tomsomething: All this transformer talk is giving me leakage

"Find out more on Facebook!"

@coodgenducta: legs melted.

#noshit

@Pressure: I fail to see what the words "baboon vomit" contributed to anything. I might be a little bit smarter because I imagined what baboon vomit looked like. So many bananas.

@Pressure: Make something better or stfu and gtfo.

Wait. Who the hell named it Zarmina? Worst name ever.

@BeefSupreme: Saying this out loud makes me giggle.

Andy Rooney. The voice of stubbornness and ignorance.

Who the hell is a Hurley Fanboy? That's like being a fan of puberty.

@The Curse of Millhaven: It was the PIGS!!!!!!

@N@tedog: Plucky is such a bitch.