@renafuse: Earthworm Jim Special Edition easily takes most ADHD/Schizophrenic opening ever.

If I was that concerned over having my built in TV speakers sound so good, I'd buy a Mitsubishi and save 4k while still getting decent built in speakers. And then I'd go buy speakers with the money I saved.

I love the combination of professional writing, abortion, testicles, and waffle irons.

Apparently "genius mix" doesn't translate into Japanese.

@Nitemancometh: Wipe out threats to the galaxy and entire alien races?

I really liked the second one, if not the egregious use of Grieg.

I just love the two guys who look like ayatollahs or clerics on either side of the missiles. Nothing says God is Great like death and destruction.

@blissfulight: Haha. Teabagger.

I could never do these as a kid. Leave it to the Japanese to bring up painful childhood memories.

@blyan-reloaded: I'd go for two of PBR. Light. Cus I'm watchin the figure.

Wish that 95 dollar ram had happened about a month ago.

@blyan-reloaded: I also am a big fan of cheap and effective.

They should just drop all half billion eggs on that guys house. Then the yolk would be on him.

@thePrototype: I'm not gonna judge, but that's some weird shit.

whats wrong with texting and pooping at the same time?

@mexi1010: It's just all those neigh sayers out there ruining wonderful magical things for the rest of us.

@Mike Zuniga is a Photographer Apparently: Nukular. It's pronounced nukular.

@Fenix6372:

@Formori: I was just wondering why the hell there isn't a pully system on the top. Could just reel him up there safely and quickly.

@GoldVrod: I was way too hungover to watch this when he started doing pull ups.