@Joe: Content + Cinematic = Epicness. Explosions - Cinematic - Content = Michael Bay

@redfalcon: Doesn't the concentration of O2 in the atmosphere become dangerous at just a few percentage points higher?

I mean it could just be lousy photo quality... but I see pixels where the rest of the pole should be that don't look right...

@Lactose_The_Intolerant: AND IT HAS A NAME!!!!

This could have been so cool. But they failed so hard. They hardly filmed the cats. There wasn't anything particularly interesting that any of the cats did. And more than anything, there wasn't anyone in the store to freak out that there was 1 cat for every gazillion square feet.

@LucasReis - LOCK2K: Fanboys of fanboys. Universe exploding.

@I Think We're Property: That guy makes irony for a living, not lasers.

@Say Waaah?: Try firing a high velocity jar of jam at a motorcycle cop. I give the one who has enough composure to give chase a medal.

Maybe Google needs to do a better job integrating Search and YouTube. And for god sakes kill off Google Video.

I wonder what would happen if all the iOS users in the world gathered together in Cupertino and Fart Apped at the same time.

I want a 2d track and walls made of tvs in my living room so that this tech sounds usable for a fps. And I want a toilet seat made of gold.

Why have no mammals evolved to the size of dinosaurs? I want my 180 ft long giraffe.

They can't detect us... if we jam it!

@spyderr0de0: We could also not leave the house.

I'm totally down for censoring all crazy people. On the internet and off. That means you news agencies. I don't care about this guy. I'm not going to burn anything on 9/11, and if I knew anyone that was, I would so pimp slap them.

@eskimo monkey: I was hoping he'd tear off the outfit to reveal doctors scrubs. And then a falcon would deliver medical examination tools.

Bet he still can't get any from her.

I love microwaving tinfoil.

@strideo: Why is everyone so opposed to the fact that Salem was most likely a combination of attention starved teens and religious fanaticism? And a fantastic source of inspiration for Arthur Miller.