To be clear, I’m not blaming her family. I can’t imagine how upset they must be, but I’ve known too many people who’ve been seriously injured on those things. They’re just not worth whatever fun you might have on them.

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

I mean, I really don’t care. Have opinions! We all do! We all think this or that actor is hot and this or that wine is overrated and this or that pastime is boring. IT’S OKAY. HAVING OPINIONS IS WHAT HUMANS DO.

It’s probably beyond his comprehension that there are millions of women, myself included, who give zero fucks about his opinion on “hotness”, sex, behavior and any other given subject.

I trust a post-Taco Bell fart more than I trust Trump.

As a reporter, I watch in amazement, feeling something deep within me that calls me to battle.

What I hate most about that is the fact that the reboot WAS bad (not terrible but definitely not very good) but the actresses and actors were so good in it. It was just completely butchered by absolutely terrible directing and editing along with a very iffy script. For someone who supposedly understands comedy, he…

He wants to use the podium so he can beat the fuck out of a cup of Dippin’ Dots.

Oh, a Trump troll grows a conscience all of a sudden?

Every once in a while, Lorne Michaels uses his powers for good. Don’t think that he isn’t actively looking for ways to get under Trump’s skin a little more each week (and bless him for it).

That is such a good idea

It would be a bold move, but I would love it if for that episode they had continuity between each skit and just made the entire show like a super dysfunctional West Wing.

5. Dane Cook

If they could do an entire show of Alec’s Trump sketches and make them all actually good it might seriously kill Donny Boy.

I love how SNL doesn’t even have to satirize what’s going on to be funny. They just have to summarize it.

Hmm. A misanthropic nihilist doesn’t have a good sense of humor? Who knew.

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

The Keystone Cops are running the show. But they’re Nazis and have access to nuclear weapons.

When I was a young woman, just starting my career, a middle-aged white man gave me this very helpful advice for being a woman in the workplace: “You should use your body to get ahead, while you are still young enough that men are interested in it.”

After this election, I pledged to find 2 other women who didn’t vote- or didn’t vote democrat- before midterms 2018, and coax them into the light. These guys are making it easier than I could have ever imagined.