Don’t feel guilty, seriously! This is going to be a marathon relay race, not a sprint, so people need to stay rested and relaxed for now because we’ll need them late.

You’re too kind. I’ve been practicing self-care, don’t worry! Last night I got to just turn off my email and watch The Great British Bake-Off. And things are quieting down now that we’ve taken the first steps on our end to do something (can’t say more for obvious reasons).

Roll over for your master, Republicans.

The four Democrats who voted to confirm Tillerson? We should probably primary them, unless I’ve overlooked something massive. It would send a message to the others, and get rid of senators willing to overlook probable treason.

Let me explain how that might happen. Say you have these lovely relatives: maybe your mother, or your aunt, or your best friend from grade school on, or your father-in-law. Say that you are always vehemently feminist and anti-racist in their presence, that they “like” facebook posts in which you say political,…

Yeah it was dumb of you. You didn’t do the simple thing that could have prevented this. We had two choices and you chose bitchery, which wasn’t running. And how perfect that you’re still taking no responsibility for your act, just as you all played us in the campaign: “You have to earn my vote! I’m a special…

All of your ridiculous assertions rest on the naive notion that the Republicans wouldn’t have turned their weapons on any candidate. Trump cut through a dozen opponents in his own primaries. If they’d run against Bernie or O’Malley, they would’ve used a buzz saw on them, too. Remember, Hillary never even remotely…

I blame a lot of people, and yes, one of those people is Hillary Clinton. She wasn’t perfect by a long shot—but let’s keep reminding ourselves that none of the candidates were. But Clinton’s done running for president, and third party voters aren’t done voting. And, again, clearly they need to be reminded what…

Yes, that’s why those voters were dumb. People who voted for Stein because they thought Clinton and Trump were the same helped Trump win, and they should be sorry now that Trump has proven he’s as bad as us Clinton voters warned. Stein is dumb too but that wasn’t the point of this post.

You’re the only person impressed with your “reasons”, which are exclusively stupid. You don’t like name-calling? Make smarter comments. From the beginning, when you said Martin O’Malley would’ve won the general election, you’ve made one bad point after another, the dumbest being that the Democratic Party shouldn’t…

Those were people telling democrats to go fuck themselves.

Even assuming that’s true, which it definitely isn’t, that’s my point.

YEAH, where I have heard that? Oh yeah, this fucking guy.

It’s official: you’re an imbecile.

I didn’t choose her. I voted for Bernie in the primaries. But I grew up, in part because I recognized that he got far fewer votes, and voted responsibly in the actual election. Now I’m stuck with the consequences of other people’s stupidity and no, I won’t stop reminding them of what happens when liberals demand…

And the Butter Battle book is about the Nuclear Arms Race... We should probably read it again soon.

Seuss actually did a number of incredibly pointed anti-isolationism political cartoons. Took a hard fucking line against the Nazis, and any American who didn’t want to engage in the fighting pre-Pearl Harbor.

Damn. When Dr. Seuss burns you you done fucked it all up.

I can’t wait until members of Congress are hitting each other with sticks and fire pokers during session like they used to do back in early American days. Only now, there will be cameras.

Meaning that he probably didn’t even understand “Finding Dory.”