He’s sad because someone glued leaves to his back.

Gahhh someone left him in the microvave too long. The 5000 was supposed to be in minutes, not years.

I AM GROOT-ZILLA!!!

Looks like he’s carved out of wood.

It’s almost as if making a profoundly ignorant, narcissistic blowhard with major impulse control issues POTUS was a bad idea.

“The president likes maps,” an official explained.

I think it’s is crystal clear that he is already hoping for some kind of massive tragedy so he can blame everyone else, justify/defend his Muslim ban EO in the courts, capitalize on any corresponding bump in political capital, and overreach on everything he wants next—no matter how unrelated the events and issues are.…

NYT: He will sometimes set off to explore the unfamiliar surroundings of his new home.

I’m not the first to put this theory forwad, but my Aussie friend told me the consensus in Australia is that Trump wasn’t paying attention for the briefing prior to his call with Turnbull, so when an aide handed him the phone and said, “here’s PM Turnbull of the Australian Liberal Party” Trump just assumed Turnbull…

Full disclosure: my mother is going through this. When I hear Trump speak, all I can hear is the same paranoia and misunderstanding of facts combined with the repeating of words and phrases over and over.

Too be fair, if Giuliani were sitting in front of me, I might not recognize him at first either. I’d probably just assume that I was hallucinating some kind of ghoul.

“I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that’s true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not.”

I love the Root on Monday mornings, always ready to take shit head on. Good Morning, Michael!

This is the measure by which the introduction of this bill should be seen. The fact that you even have to worry an iota should tell you and the rest of us something about the fundamental shift that has taken place in the people we intrust with our governing institutions. This should not even be a thought besides to…

I know this and other equally insane bills have been introduced before, but this is the first time I’ve genuinely felt like they had a shot at passing. The next 2 years are going to be rough. And then we’re taking back the fucking House and can put the breaks on some insanity.

While that is reassuring, this new US leadership is unlike any other. It seems their primary goal is to dismantle or renegotiate any sort of partnership or involvement on the international stage. There is zero acknowledgement of many carefully crafted agreements and how they provide a structure within which the world…

How is it possible that so many people fail to see that if Trump actually follows up with all the things he promised, the United States would crumble to ruins in every possible sense?

The UK will never leave the EU.

And there’s no way Donald Trump will win the Republican nomination!