Always!

We're watching Split on Tuesday in psychology to show all the things DID isn't. I can't wait.

Wow, that lawyer really is going to have his hands full.

That was…the joke. I was comparing it to Sex and the City.

Fucking psycho Lena Dunham.

Her book is pretty horrible. Not even counting the weird part where she peeks in her toddler sister's vagina. Quality sections include when she cries because her sister turns out to be a lesbian and she didn't realize it. Doesn't even begin to explain how narcissistic she is.

Ugh, I can't wait for censored episodes of Girls between reruns of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!

Just ask a gay couple!

What's-his-face died of scleroderma, that was pretty heartbreaking.

It's not, but it sure as hell is a great one.

You should look at a real black family. Mine might be a good example. I have a cousin who's fully black and looks mixed. So does her mother, my aunt. It can happen. I'd invite you to my family reunion, but you're racist.

Heh, this entire controversy reminds me of the white baby scandal with Elijah's ex on the show.

But can we at least all admit the baby was cute?

Hypothetically, since the show is over, they all got fired.

Can confirm: watched six seasons in, like, two weeks.

Did he also eat the restaurant?

We call this the Lena Dunham method. Remember when she dignified her weight loss by saying she didn't want anyone to talk about her weight loss so more people would pay attention to her weight loss? Classic Lena!

Fun fact: Lena Dunham has been known to do things for attention and then claim she doesn't want the attention in order so that she could get the attention.

Why don't people understand that anyone can be literally any skin color no matter their parents? The weirdest part of this is the mother of the baby claims her baby isn't black, just Haitian. Oh, that was quite worthy of a head shake.

I thought Mac Demarco was cool and then he crowdsurfed when I was seeing him at a festival and burned me with a cigarette so I missed the rest of his set in first aid.