lol 

I don’t think the problem is so much Biden’s declining mental faculties as it is he just doesn’t seem to think he needs to put in any real effort whatsoever to be president (I wonder where a wealthy powerful white man would ever get that sense of entitlement). Like, he has never even bothered to try to keep his lies…

Moderator: Mr. President, we’ll start with you, what can you tell us about your health care plans?

That match up sounds like one of the seals signaling the end times breaking.

You’re 100% right. This absolutely had to be composed by Trump himself, likely in the very way you describe, or perhaps by demanding Pence’s password (like we couldn’t guess; it’s “mother”).

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

Let’s start a reality show where awful conservative guys compete to marry Sarah Palin and then at the end we exile them all to an island forever.

I know we all joke about this, but it’s clearly something wrong with this man on a basic fundamental level. This is actually getting out of hand and people are letting it just take it’s course. Outside of dementia I think it’s possible he has a server personality disorder.

I’ve always thought I could recognize a kindred spirit by the red marks on our foreheads. 

Oh lovely desk dent... You are my only friend, desk dent. You fit my forehead perfectly and more perfectly every time I read a Trump story. Don’t ever leave me desk dent. I don’t think my walls can take it.

I think they invited him on to represent a stereotypical out-of-touch Millennial. Not a stupid move on Fox’s part. To a jaded working-class Boomer like my dad, Fuckface’s politics don’t even register; he’s young, arrogant and incoherent, and can be held up as a representative for everyone under 30 who doesn’t conform…

For profit media is a primary culprit in the rise of American Idiocracy.

He should be asked questions constantly. He should be asked over and over and over about why he views people of color as not deserving of being here, why he thinks he is above the law, why he wants to cage children, why he wants to end democracy, and so on.

CNN had nazi punching bag Richard Spencer as a guest just a couple of days ago Major networks are one of the main reasons the stupid took over.In other words, we’re fucked.

At what point do the major networks decide that it’s in nobody’s best interests to ask this motherfucker questions, before he boards Marine One or Air Force One, knowing he’s going to bullshit and then rush away without giving any clarification or taking any counter questions? This shit is so ridiculous.

I have to comment on your last sentence.  It’s very common for conservatives to OWN THE LIBTARDS by posting a meme that says “liberalism is a mental illness.”  Can we almost completely agree that today’s conservatism is literally a mental illness?

I laughed once with a gut laugh, then was temporarily sobered by how true this actually is, and then laughed again, but this time the laugh of depression

Like an audible Girls script.

Tell her I said to stop fucking children, it’s illegal.

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