Where is the content in this? His message is literally that he weaseled his way into a higher paying gig and now feels #blessed that he can afford a suit and buy his unsuspecting girlfriend a nice gift other than chlamydia? Please. People with far more talent than him come to this city and work 4 jobs just to stay…

Being poor is hard, but so is having money! My wealth-insecurity deserves your attention!

From the Quotable Jozen mini-column: “People always ask me why I haven’t been in a relationship, and I say, ‘Because I have yet to meet a girl I wouldn’t cheat on.’”

This is a bad article, and you are bad with money. The article is really nothing more than a #humblebrag. “You guys I have so much money right now, what am I going to do??”

Ouch, I feel bad for the woman getting mooched off of now.

Woof. What a fucking tool.

Maybe being poor was better for his personality.

Damn, this site’s really stretching the definition of “adequate man” lately. I didn’t know “faux-sensitive PUA douchebag” qualified.

I hope this isn’t the type of writer that Gawker is replacing all the quality writers they have lost recently with?

Yikes. Some of those quotes......

Oof. This is just disturbing.

Nah.