I live in Wyoming...writing and calling ANY of my reps doesn’t do SHIT. Cheney, Enzi, and Barrasso do not care what their constituents think if they’re not donors, oil and gas/minerals extraction industry folks, republican. THEY DO NOT CARE. You get a boilerplate letter saying “Thank you for your interest in [this…

John Cornyn (TX)

3/4 of the tesla cultists would fervently defend Musk if he announced a new project involving coal-powered bitcoin gigamines to be constructed in newly cleared regions of the Amazon rainforest.

People hate the Bugatti Chiron for the same reason they hate Superman; they only highlight our own shortcomings and weaknesses. “Oh, you’re bulletproof and can reverse the rotation of the Earth? Well, I can’t, Mr. Fancytights. Do me a favor, go eat a kryptonite sandwich and poop sadness.”

“Finally, a car that answered the question everyone had: Can we take a boring, clunky Opel to the U.S., call it a Buick, and somehow make a convertible that’s equally joyless and uninspiring?”

Yeah Kinja should win the award of worst platform every year. 

The counterpoint to this is that the Tesla points always get the most entertaining comments. The split is never more obvious than we discussing how a Model X in a one lane tunnel can carry as many people as a train.

(dis)Honorable Mention: Nissan Murano Crosscabriolet

An F150 is not the same size as an F250 or F350. They look similar, and the 2019 F150 and F250 now share a cab (for the first time in 20 years), but they are not the same size. The F250 has a higher ride height. Standard F250 is a 6.75Ft bed. Most F150s have a 5.5 Ft bed. Put them next to each other and there is no…

any Nissan purchased with a CVT transmission is an exercise in self-loathing and hatred. 

If only it were possible to get 4wd/AWD in any platform other than an SUV...

God can’t even imagine what is in the meatballs.

I get angry every time I see the house in the GMC commercial with the couple in their late 20s/ early 30s living in a million dollar modern mansion and he buys them matching GMCs because her matching watches for the hell of it. Who is this supposed to appeal to? 

I used to work for a talent agency, the auditions for this commercial were a fucking nightmare. They were HOURS behind and our client had two other auditions to get to, she was more worried about those. So I called casting and made excuses for her, so she could get to her next audition on time.

The real change is the friends she made along the way...

That must have been the greatest work day ever for the call screener.

That must have been the greatest work day ever for the call screener.

I remember years ago, a woman called into the C-SPAN morning show because she wanted to talk about conditions for injured soldiers at Walter Reed and how she was in Washington and had gone in to see them and was appalled at the state of the hospital. The host asked her some more questions and deduced (correctly) that…

You could actually see them turn into eight-year-old boys over the course of the segment. So good.