I think there are a lot of good arguments against taxpayer funded stadiums. This is not the best. If the property values are going up because of the stadium, isn’t that their very “rising tide lifts all boats” argument.

As a resident of Atlanta and Braves fan... I’m ashamed of the team, I’m ashamed of ownership, and I am not excited at all about this new stadium. Being a sports fan can really suck (especially in Atlanta) but it really hurts when you just feel *bad* about supporting your team. When you don’t even *want* to support…

But have you seen his sick handles?!?!

Has Kyrie Irving been checked for a concussion? He seems to forget he’s a point guard and should have more than one assist through three quarters.

“He must complete a series of tasks with increasing levels of physical exertion, and he must be determined to be symptom free after each task.”

To be fair, he looks lost and confused most of the time regardless

Everyone please be very chill and elegant while on the court. Here is a picture of Steph Curry sleeping. Here is a picture of Steph Curry wearing a tuxedo and sitting on a float in a pool. Here is a picture of Steph Curry sinking a contested three from 30 feet. Notice how in all three photos he is relaxed, very chill,…

I hate Delledova as much as the next person, but intent does matter. If he purposely dickpunches Iggy, that’s wildly different than a play on the basketball.

Anyone who says Dellavedova’s only skill is cheap shots is dead wrong. Golden State went on a 17-4 run after this, so clearly he is also skilled at getting the other team all fired up to the detriment of his own.

this blog post is so insufferable i hope delly goes off in game 2 and scores, like, 8

I don’t think Kyrie is quite Harden bad. Harden actually has the physical tools to be a good defender. He just doesn’t try hard enough. Kyrie tries, sometimes. And he was actually decent against Curry last night. He just can’t match up against Livingston and Barnes. Both of those guys have six inches on him.

Irving is the most overrated player in the league. He can look great against a shitty team, but matched up against quality and the massive holes in his game on both ends get exposed every time. He should go to NY where he and Melo can put up great stats while going 30-52 every year.

I think “Donald Shit about the Bay” is British children’s book.

Vince Williams: [falls in gorilla cage]

Depends on how long you wait before you blow the horn. If you give it a second or two and they’re still not going, sure, a little tap is not a big deal. If you honk it as soon as the light turns green, then you’re an asshole.

“excessive horn use” or “careless driving” tickets for using a horn? Are those really things? And honking while in gridlocked traffic should be punishable by death.

Usually when someone is engaging in hyperbole when they say “this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen,” but no, no, not this time. I am wracking my brain, reviewing the entire history of my life and I truly believe that this is definitely, irrevocably the stupidest thing that I have ever seen. WOW.

Didn’t know google was making self driving mustangs!

Will it honk at old people who take roughly 40,000 light years to cross the road?

It will also honk at any bumper stickers that say “Honk if you want to kill all humans”