Let’s remember some jokes:

The runners up were probably Durant’s high school coach, Durant’s mom and a guy who looks just like Durant in a cagey attempt to try and convince Durant that he’d already signed there and just forgotten about it.

I like it. What the fuck is the difference? They’re going to lose the series anyway. The whole “respect” and “bulletin board material” angle on sports is the tiredest shit. Go have fun and talk shit, Stanley.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Fuck you, Deadspin. Greg Oden deserves a 4th (5th?) shot.

I personally like different types of play from different teams. Play the way the roster is built for versus forcing the roster to be what it's not. I have fond memories of the East beating the shit out of each other while the West was more wide open.

thing i take issue is teams needing to emulate the dubs. Transition, passing and 3 point shooting is the only way to win if you have the roster to do it with special talent. For example, Curry is the greatest 3 point shooter of all time, Thompson 2nd best 3 point shooter in the nba, and greene led the team in…

I’m really anxious to see if he can turn Zach Lavine into Kirk Hinrich with a 50" vertical

That was the narrative (all hail the narrative!), but the Bulls seemed to have plenty of health concerns even after he left.

“I have my doubts that any coach can miraculously turn a team around in one season, and Thibodeau has only ever coached a roster full of veterans.”

Villanueva interrupting Westbrook’s dance was fantastic. I don’t know if it surpasses his previous best work, but it’s probably on par. Sadly, I can’t link to the other bit. I’m posting this with the hope that another reader knows of a source.

The 3rd quarter was the best quarter of basketball I’ve seen all season.

Real talk though, the Eastern Conference is better than the western conference this year.

It’s embarassing right? I just saw pictures of Lena Headley’s awful work yesterday and it’s the same thing.

Aside: How about a No Tats Until Your First Million Dollar Contract rule? So, so tired of these sub-prison yard shitty ink jobs all over kids who clearly do not know any better.

one California assemblyman is pushing for similar reform in his state, hoping to drive voter turnout.

Yes, because there are not nearly enough political posts on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

Nope. I’ve got to get to work, Duckface. I say you do 30 days in County and have to watch while we delete your social media profile and then destroy your phone.

Can you snap a poorly lit selfie right there in the booth with your ballot all filled out?