You have been suspended 4 games because, in your words: “I wrecked a train full of napalm into an orphanage on purpose will listening to nickleback and screaming fuck da police.”

You have been suspended 9 games because, in your words: “i don’t know

You have been suspended 1 game because, in your words: “i clogged the toilet w/o telling anyone”

Roger Goodell has carefully mulled this over, because he wants to make it right.

I’m pretty sure that all nfl fans approve of that

I didn’t know Jurassic World was already on pay per view

As one of the 7 people who was a thrashers fan when they where in town, I feel for you man.

Honestly, both words are interchangeable in this context.

that was great

Don’t forget Gary Bettman

I’m an Atlanta fan and even I knew that we had the most boring team in the league

Woosh

Sky’asia is literly just 2 words smashed together

wut

Got it

I Tried.

That was completely uncalled for, Ndamukong Suh!

The Hawks Pac-Man logo would have looked pretty cool, I think