There are very few things in the world I hold in higher contempt than prosperity gospel pastors. They are predators that prey on the most vulnerable in our society.
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I like this idea of him as a savior. Tim is celibate, like Jesus, so he’s half way there already! And he can save our souls and critique our outfits at the same time!! Win, win!
And then, at the end of a very long life, he would appear and gently tell you it was time to clean up your work space.
I know, right? Why can’t they just believe in the cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman…
I could go for Tim Gunn as a personal savior. Whenever I was in spiritual need, he would advise me wisely, give me a hug, and tell me to “make it work!” I like it!