A 15 year drought isn't that long in the grand scheme of things. The Birds are back and their doing things the right way - the Oriole way. Also, Camden Yards is the best ballpark in America. Fenway is great if you're 5'5 and enjoy a support beam in your line of vision.

You make me wish that the commenting section was still closed.

Hating on the Orioles won't make the Red Sox or whoever you root for any better.

Someone's cranky their AL East team isn't playing well. Jesus, man. Let them have this.

I am a transgender woman. It's awesome that you're learning. We all mess up from time to time on learning things we may or may not understand, but if your heart is in the right place, which it sounds like it is, then you're a-ok in my book.

That was beautiful. Thanks for taking the time to listen, understand, and for doing the right thing.

You might be the one exception. You're a dude, but also a cunt.

So I'm assuming that means you're going to be a Cardinals fan now?

It's very good to see Deadspin covering stories that don't involve a sport.

THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION SEAN BUT SMOKE'S POST ABOUT BEING AT THE TRACK LAST NIGHT IS MISSING IN THIS THREAD, TOO. ANY UPDATES ON WHEN WE WILL SEE IT?

Nelfi Zapata did the exact same thing in Portland, ME. He plays for Binghamton, asked for the bat and he gave it to me for a handful of BBQ chips haha

She only laid him out because pulling the chair from underneath her caused her to swallow her dip.

The newest Jezebel EIC is another white woman.

You seem upset. Take a trip to Baltimore. Get a pit beef sandwich, perhaps a Polock Johnny's sausage. You'll feel better...or bloated. Either way, head to the land of Pleasant Living.

I HATE THIS FUCKING TOWN I HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM I HATE THIS FUCKING OWNER AND ALL OF HIS STUPID ASS STOOGES WHY MY PARENTS DECIDED TO MOVE, MEET, AND SUBSEQUENTLY HAVE AND RAISE CHILDREN AND HAVE THOSE CHILDREN BECOME FANS OF THIS FUCKING TEAM I WILL NEVER KNOW

Pat Summit has forgotten more about basketball than Becky Hammon will ever know.

It's even more gross and untoward once you realize how little money is actually guaranteed.

No surprise he sympathizes with Israel. Blatt describes his offense as "a mixture of old and new school attacks."

Moving from Cleveland to DC is like flipping over the mattress covered in piss to the dry side.