"Nope, not a good time to be a Texas Sports fan."

Me: Don't you hate these dividers?

"Powerful Corporation, Dick Shaking" was actually Disney's tagline for the last couple of Rockin' New Year's Eves.

The Steelers being awful is my favorite thing of this NFL season.

Baby Got BAC

Fair, and obviously color is a ridiculously subjective thing, but if we're going with something different that highlighter green just really doesn't do it for me, I'd pick the Texans (or hell, I really don't think the Jags new unis are all that terrible) for more "mavericky" NFL selections. And in MLB I like the A's,…

Other fans can read his obituary during the game against the Nationals this Saturday.

“He greets me, ‘What up, n——-?’ But I understand it. So I say, ‘What’s up, cracker?’ But we would never take it outside the building.”

these always get a little nuts

[Still smirking]

It's especially convenient for Loose Change since it is crazy.

This should actually be a good fit. Mariotti's burned enough bridges to know the temperature at which steel melts.

Oh, wow. Shall we go down the list of Fuck You, Tracie?

Dammit, Magary.

Just one more reason to resent that fucker...

Wow. I just saw Brees in a new light.

Sometimes I don't feel qualified to comment on articles, but I am a fucking expert in pop ice (Fla Vor Ice being the only brand worth discussing).