Please god let 22 Jump Street be as funny as the first.

The anti-Cinco truthers segment is perfect and also a nice touch because it convinced me that you're not an annoying asshole, which means you can't be a beer contrarian / snob, which means I should actually consider your opinion instead of just dismissing you as someone who is trying to make me feel bad that I kind of…

"I just don;t much care for ignorance in any form."

I can't wrap my head around ever caring what someone else is drinking, but at least you put it in terms of making financial sense.

PREACH.

Right? It's perfect.

Hell yeah they still sell it. I think it's actually CRUSHING sales bro.

I will try both this weekend, but I'm having a hard time believing any beer could ever be better than Bud Light Platinum.

I really want someone to try to make their own Cinnabon vodka, but I know exactly 0 people who would think it's a good idea sober, and exactly 0 people who could buy a Cinnabon while drunk and not eat it before getting home to put it in a jar of vodka.

Very possible, and I'm out of my league when it comes to what the average female sex-guidance letter would look like. And I also think that the author sent it to TSM is a good sign that it might not be legit.

Oh, I completely agree that it could have been written by a guy... but people seem to think there's no chance that a girl could have written it because "it sounds like something a guy would write."

Everyone in these comments is convinced a guy wrote it, and it's obviously possible, but srat girls really do talk / write like this. Look at any gossip app on a college campus, or get your friends to show you srat emails, or just look at the cunt punt letter.

AGREED. I got your back.

BUT WE ALL GO PRO IN SOMETHING!

EMA's first album is 10/10 incredible and was definitely just as good as anything that came out that year (same year as the double album that finally made M83 famous). Everyone should listen to it.

Came here to say this. WEAVER OR I WALK.

Also, 6 square miles? Central Park is less than 1.5. That's a huge ass gym. My weak, westernized mind has so many questions—what if you want a station that's all the way on the other side of the park? What if you get there and someone's using it? Oh god, just act cool.

My refusal to believe that I've wasted countless hours of my life working out while seeing less results than the guy in the main pic commands me to believe that there's no way he looks like that just by lifting scrap metal and eating like an average Ukrainian.

I see your point, but the article basically concludes that the gang story probably would have come out anyway, and that the Eagles, at worst, probably just gleefully confirmed the reports and used it as justification. I think that's why the article starts by saying that the Eagles should have just said they didn't…

Completely agree that they botched this, but do you really think no one would have batted an eye if they said "we released him because he's a selfish dick" 30 minutes after the gang ties story? The Deadspin coverage would have (rightfully) been about how the Eagles smeared him to avoid looking like they cut him for…