@NiallGriff: You are correct, however the article states: "Gliese 581g has three to four times the mass of Earth"

At the very least, the time wasted in carving these items reduced his spam output temporarily.

I see a major problem: you'll be 3 to 4 times heavier there then on earth.

@The Werewolf: Let's not forget that your mass becomes infinite at the speed of light and then your pants don't fit, and who wants to show up to a new planet without pants?

@Hooray4Zoidberg: I agree, google stock was also a good investment in 2000.

@nospamsam: In 2000 the price of gold was $279.11 per oz. Today it's $1307.

@splash8204: 1 troy oz = 31.10 grams

@caucasian: No movie = fail :(

Ford rat-rod pickup

@Turboner: When the bad taste of 1980's turbo technology leaves their mouths.

So I assume you could then combine images for infinite depth of field at any aperture!

If you put the packets in the microwave for a few minutes you can dry them out. Often they turn purple or blue when they are dry. This is a good way to recycle them since they won't absorb water forever.

@Oranges w/ Cheese has 2 cats! ahahaha.: Playing WoW...Sure that's what he was doing.

@karmaghost: There's a ME in team!

@hazamajaza: Interesting that the most used browser worldwide is the least used among lifehacker readers.

This may change my life. I'm going to try and get my whole family doing this.

I want to build a propane powered one for outdoors, those gel fuels are too much $$.

Where does all this money come from to build these structures? I feel like I should be writing a grant proposal right now...

Good idea guys, training your readers to write free articles for you, brilliant.