And even those of us who don’t own a Switch are going to get some entertainment out of it:

Japan clearly hates grass types because Chespin and Turtwig are fucking adorable. 

Yes, but what is preferable: spending hours digging through the library for the six hundredth time trying to find some random reference to a spell, or using Wizard Google to just bring that spell or potion up on Wizard Wikipedia?

I still a remember a glitch in the old Mac version (and maybe others, IDK) where you could set your tax rate to like 20% all year, and change it right before the end of the year, and you’d be rolling in dough AND have a happy citizenry.  

Since I play exclusively in handheld mode, I only use the basic JoyCons. Boring, I know. 

NEW! Pocket Creatures plush dolls! Featuring flower lizard, water turtle, and salamander!

I want:

Unpopular opinion - I actually like apple maps.  It’s seamless, and that’s pretty much all I care about.

My wife was washing dishes and I told her, “Oh crap, they’re bringing the original Katamari to Switch.” She immediately stopped and told me I have to get her her own Switch because she’s not going to be splitting time with me. 

*smirky eye roll* But Canada can’t keep him satisfied like the U.S. can. *crosses our legs and massages his inner thighs, enriches him with “Speed” and the “Matrix” franchise*

3.2oz of 24k pure gold would be worth about $3,800 as a commodity. So yeah, they’re charging about 10x the commodity value to produce this. Definitely not a great investment :p

All of us do “actual” journalism, thanks. 

Cecilia just talked to dozens of people about sexism at Riot Games and hunted down a lost American Sailor Moon pilot.

Raventyr was afraid to show us what it would look like for a horse to power slide, but I bet it is amazing.

And thus my poor neglected PS4 sinks further into its isolation and depression, as my Switch continues its monopoly on my attention and free time.

Do you not pronounce DOJ like doge?

Back then, we just called it Nintendo and Super Nintendo.

That makes sense. Having the everyday words come from the Germanic roots, because that was the language of the Anglo-Saxons. Then the language of the ruling class was French.

I love telling anti-grain evangelists I eat pasta or rice almost every day of my life and watching their brain circuitry explode. I’m having fresh pasta with a fabulous parsley and almond pesto I made last night, with some green breans, for dinner.