Cadillac went “Art and Science” when they should have gone retro luxury with modern underpinnings and they still have not dug out of it. If they came out with a Fleetwood-Sixty that was Fillsize RWD all modern with a retro look, I would be all about it. Cadillac lost its identity with the Art and Science design…

I truly think if these companies started taking Tesla seriously and made a more affordable direct competitor to their lineup they could make waves. Currently, Tesla is the only car company that makes an electric car that people want. I am having such a hard time figuring out why these huge car companies with all this…

Cadillac's been at this game for 15 years and they're still scratching their heads figuring out how to be cool. 

‘Fun” you say. “Sporty” you say. “Truck” you also say. Well my friend it once again delights me to say I’ve got just the suggestion for you! There’s few cars more versatile in the automotive world than the Subaru Outback! What’s better than a hurly-burly wagon? It’s brother with a mullet! Party in the back with that…

Here at jalopnik we don’t care what you want, but we know what you need.

I dare you to try driving under 80mph while listening to “Cochise.” Can’t be done.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Have to say, the RAM driver did a great job getting his truck slid into just the right position.

I have a perfect car for this one. Fiat 500L. It’s surprisingly capable, can get with 6-speed 3-pedal, has a unique look that only the mother could love (and you are a mother), rides handles rather well, and most importantly, there’s just not a thing quite like it. Never mind the reliability and the worst dealers,…

I agree with you that Wall Street, as far as I know, didn’t break any laws, they just did some dubious ass things.

Another 80s kid here. You are 100 percent correct. Remember the giant Game Boy demo kiosk?

Ah, the Ticket Wall:

Really excited to read this when I’m not at work, but felt compelled to raise a Toys “R” Us tangent:

Sealed beam headlight tensioners rust, then snap and/or disappear into the front clip. Trust me, 15+ years of personal experience.

Working in my dad's body shop as a kid on summer break I became a pro at aligning these things using the old school suction cup level with the adapters that fit over the little nubs on the glass.

Photo with the most Irony.

For those who want their specs translated into units of FREEDOM:

If for no other reason, it's important because no one else will report on it. That's one of the things I most like about Deadspin, they cover news that would otherwise go ignored. Usually that's because their news is more niche than mainstream, but in this particular instance it's more likely that ESPN would never…

I couldn't possibly disagree more. Despite its relatively small ripple in the world at large, I think of this as one of the best, most engrossing, most fascinating bits of news ever investigated or broken by Deadspin. In fact, in terms of my level of interest in the story, this was far, far stronger work than the…