It’s a safe bet that he may avoid matches and tinder of any kind for a while.

No, John Travolta and Nic Cage were unavailable for comment.

Everyone played it off with smiles, but watching that made me feel sick to my stomach. I have such a hard time watching any kind of live show because I get so nervous for the performers. So seeing these ladies struggling on stage is such an awful feeling. Good for them (And Colbert) for keeping it light though,…

Pretty sure its true every time.

I didn’t have great answers for her, and honestly, in an effort to minimize your negative impact and what was otherwise a really fun day, I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

She was surprised to see so many Panthers’ fans sitting in our section of the stadium; that doesn’t happen much at fourth grade football games

I assume Trump is wrong about what would have happened if 25 civilians had been carrying. But the point that he’s really missing is that if 25% of the French population went around carrying guns on a daily basis, the number of lives lost to everyday gun violence, which doesn’t get headlines like what happened in…

Aren’t you just a ray of sunshine?

Exactly, South Park put it best that you don't become a good person by transitioning. Bruce was a bad person then and Caitlyn is still a bad person today. The guy shouldn't have called her a man, but this worship of an old vapid reality tv star is really starting to wear on me.

100% yes.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

We mourn everyone. Ok, asshole? I am so sick of the constant complaints about how we shouldn’t discuss Americans or the Paris attack because we haven’t discussed every goddamn horror that happens in this world at length. Give it a goddamn rest.

I am not trolling or being sarcastic, I truly love this. Especially this weekend, after all the news we’ve been dealing with from France, I really needed something like this.

Well, there’s no plug to pull here. He’s not going to die without medical assistance, and unfortunately they didn’t know the extent of the damage until after that danger had passed.

That too. Which really seems like it would be fairly inevitable. So he took the “Whoopsy!” option and backpedaled furiously.

“The judicial system is getting it right. They made a mistake a couple days ago. Today they corrected that mistake,” said Jim Hunnicutt, an attorney for the parents.”

Good. I was livid when I read this story, as it’s proof that we still have a very long way to go when it comes to LGBT equality in this country. The fight did not end just because gay people are allowed to get married in all 50 states. This couple have provided this child with a stable home, the biological mother even…

Once a guy at some sandwich place started making my cheese-and-veggies sandwich right after a sloppy tuna for another customer. Tuna salad was all over his gloves (and obviously getting into my food). I gently said, “nevermind,” and left.

I’ve been in more than one Deli in New York where the countermen wore gloves preparing food and wore the same gloves handling money.

The problem also is that, at least in my restaurant experience, you’re less likely to realize you need to wash your hands if you’re wearing gloves. When I get something on my hands, I can feel it, and so know that they need to be washed. Wearing gloves makes me less able to feel when sauces, spices, oils, etc. are on…