Lana Del Ray blows.

just gonna write my response to this now so i don’t have to come back and comment in June when the decision comes in:

*SIGH*

Do yourself a favor and look up the definition of the word tolerance before you make that argument again. I’d hate for you to continue to look like a dumbass.

What does this have to do with the First Amendment?

The government didn’t ban the teams name, dicknuts. Must be some good metg you’ve been smoking.

Poll after poll? What the fuck are you talking about? Ever hear of Google? A 2 second search on the topic shows a study done by California State University that says 67% of Native Americans find the term offensive.

Meanwhile, y’all are fucking offended because a coffee cup doesn’t have a fucking snowflake or something.

No, Dan Snyder can still call his team the Redskins and even make money off the brand. He just can’t prevent others from also doing so.

By the way, you’re implicitly supporting a multibillionaire’s profiteering by dehumanizing a population that is not only, famously, the most historically oppressed in American history…

Snyder is asking Big Government to control speech through trademark protection, dummy.

With all due respect, John Oliver is awesome. Yes, he does laugh and giggle at times, I’ll give you credit there for noting that. But he is trying to prove a point with stuff he and his staff have written, and it’s hilarious. There were times Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert on their former Comedy Central shows were…

Did no one tell her IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER?

A coworker of mine got “Merry Christmas” on her cup this morning and posted it to Facebook. It’s the dumbest shit to get riled up over. And yeah, you are just giving your money to Starbucks in “protest” of their fucking cups.

How will anyone know about Jesus without Christmas throwing up on everything?

I NEVER drink out of a cup that has less than four pictures of Jesus on it.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Wait... Doesn't Paint come preinstalled, too?