Alice is Wonderland was so disappointingly flat, that I will go with much skepticism to this next Burton flick.

15 episodes? Oh lordy, I was trying to watch it thinking it was going to end soon…. now I think its time to end it and just tune in to the final (if I even bother doing that).

Seriously….everyone knows that liquid potato sauce is only good on pasta.

I know a guy who’s friends with someone that met a person at a bar that said she slept with the cousin of someone who designed something for someone…. Well, yeah….most of their sets are pretty dang cool.

Still waiting for your monthly dose of Viagra to arrive?

Wow - thats well beyond retouching and ventures into complete hoax. Sad that the people at the magazine find a barbie doll sized waist more attractive than an already slender 19 year old.

“Race baiting”? “Laying on the pro-blackness”? “Less likely to want to vote for her”?

Fucking eye roll - people that criticize her over non-events and then pretend like they ever had any plans on voting for her. Yeah, nobody believes such statements.

I despise the news reporters going in to talk to relatives about “how they feel” after a horrible incident. Leave them alone unless they specifically wish to come forward and make a statement.

OMG. THIS is the mother-of-all-ghazi’s. Start the latest never-ending Congressional inquiry on why Hillary obviously hates America and wants to take away all guns. : /

“A selection of prints featuring his clean designs…”

You are just a few decades behind the times….not bad for a Tea, but do please try and catch up.

“Go do shit outside instead of shopping, basically.”

If the kids book doesn’t contain too many big words, perhaps Ted Cruz can give it a whirl during a future senatorial grandstanding event.

Rubio? Not that there is much difference between any of these morons, but Rubio is especially clueless.

Combined sugared cereals? What have I been doing with my life? Off to the store…its time to start living!

She thinks she’s going on The View to debate policies? God these GOP truly are stupid.

Well, at least he’s moved on from calling out women for inappropriate bleeding.

Aww come on. They all know they have no shot at actually winning and becoming President. They just want to minimize how stupid they look during the process.

While I whole heartedly agree with your comment (nothing worse than letting blatant lies just hang), too many of todays news personalities don't actually know enough to properly provide pointed follow up questions.