I understand how you feel but there are 5 or 6 New England Revolution fans who think you’re an asshole. Good day, sir!

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

Just as inevitable as the Warriors are in the West now, the Celtics will be like that in the East... starting next year. Add Hayward (and as it looks now, possibly a top 2-5 pick in the draft via L.A.) and the Cavs window will be just about closed.

This is not a judgment-free zone.

so much for judgement free zone thanks to assholes like you

“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

Albert Breer and Curt Schilling still need more proof that it actually happened. You know, they’re doing amazing things with video manipulation these days.

Meanwhile back in Washington...

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Douche or no douche: a GM swagged out in team gear in public in two different photos.

In an earlier scene, he bends his head all the way down to his wrist and tries to chew the restraints off. The whole point of that was just to demonstrate that he could in fact reach his ears with his fingers.

To be fair, the Uncle Drew universe is way more fleshed out and coherent than DC’s at the moment

The last time the Lions won a title: There was no Super Bowl, Castro hadn’t taken power yet, Sputnik just launched into orbit and the United States only had 48 states.

The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

Just to play devil’s advocate, there are guys like Brady who don’t even drink a beer over the season as he feels it (slightly) depletes ability. I’m not saying it’s accurate, just another perspective.

If he doesn’t clean up his act soon, he’s flirting with a multi-game suspension.

All Californians talk and act like the Kardashians

CALL BERNIE KOSAR A RAVEN AGAIN, SEE WHAT HAPPENS

I have a vague notion but got lost in the mythopoetic stew of shitty writing.

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.